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NDDC BOSS CONDEMNS POOR JOB ON ELEME ULTRA MODERN COMMUNITY RESOURCE CENTRE

The Acting Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer of the Niger Delta Development Commission, (NDDC) Dr (Mrs) Christy Atako told newsmen shortly after inspecting the Eleme Ultra Modern Community Resource Centre project that the standard of job executed by the contractor was unacceptable to both the NDDC and other partners.

 The resource centre is embarked upon by the NDDC in collaboration with the Eleme Local Government Council and the Grassroot Empowerment Network.

Dr Atako who queried the competence of the contractor said the contractor appears to be executing the job in his own way and style and not according to specification, “all the pillars are not straight, I don’t think they really took their time to construct them, this is unacceptable.”

The NDDC Boss particularly frowned at the absence of the project engineer who would have offered some explanation” the engineer is not even here, I suspect he is running away because he knows that we will ask him a lot of questions.”

She therefore, summoned the contractor for a meeting with all the partners on the project for a way forward “we have to look at the project again and be sure that we have the right design and to ensure that the scope of work done by the contractor is in accordance with specification.”

Dr Atako however, commended the concept of the project pointing out that it was designed to stimulate development in the community in areas of ICT and other empowerment skills.

Briefing the Acting Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer, the facilitator of the project, Valerie Young-Harry explained that while the project is designed to develop the capacity of youths and women in the areas to be self reliant, it will also be self sustaining.

The resource centre comprises 1,000-seater multi-purpose hall, 300-seater conference hall, 2 no 20-seater ICT training rooms, 20-seater entrepreneurial training room and a 20-seater cyber café, e-library and restaurant, others are a 20-room guest house, fish farm, a 6-room staff quarter and sporting facility.



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Sacked Education Minister Joins ASUU Strike

Mr President, thank God you sacked her from your Cabinet...she is a foolish woman and part of the ASUU unresolved strike 

  

Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufai, the immediate past education minister who was sacked from the federal cabinet last month, has joined the ongoing strike by Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, which she failed to resolve while in office.

Though the former minister had returned to the institution which she was a lecturer before the cabinet post – Bayero Universities, Kano, BUK – she could not resume work because of the industrial action.

“How can she teach? She has joined the strike. She has no choice. How can anybody teach? Don’t forget, ASUU National President is from BUK,” said Public Relations Officer of BUK, Mustapha Zaharaddeen.

When the question was directed to Mrs. Rufai, she responded: “It is an unfair question. Ask my university.”

Ruqayyatu Ahmed Rufai, the first female education minister from the northern part of Nigeria, was fired from the federal cabinet alongside eight other ministers last September 11.

Na only God go Punish you Ruqayyatu....

The Weird, Wacky And Amazing Entries In This Year’s Guinness Book Of Records

The summer Olympics event has come and gone with new world records set and old ones broken or surpassed altogether; thanks to the hardworking sportsmen and women from around the globe who gave us those exhilirating moments to remeber. But even at that, the likes of Mo Farah and Jessica Ennis would struggle to compete with some of the entries in the latest Guinness Book of World Records.

Among the wacky wonders to find a place in the 2013 edition, is the young man whose story we brought you earlier, Popeye look-alike Moustafa Ismail and his monstrous biceps, and a man with the tallest mohican hairstyle, measuring a towering 3ft 8in.

It’s not just humans either, with all creatures great and small snatching a few records — from a mighty Great Dane to a teeny bull.

The 57th version of best-selling reference book also features new verified entries for the world’s heaviest sportswoman and the most conquests of Mount Everest, as well as the tallest ever dog.

Being published in 22 languages in more than 100 countries, the 2013 Guinness World Records is expected to sell around 2.7 million copies and documents numerous new extremes relating to the human body.

These include 86-year-old Johanna Quaas, a retired PE teacher from Leipzig, Germany, who is named the oldest gymnast; Egyptian-born Moustafa Ismail, recognised for having the largest ‘guns’ – biceps and triceps – with a circumference of 25.5in; and London-based sumo wrestler Sharran Alexander, who weighs 203.21 kg (32 stone), who was named the world’s heaviest sportswoman. Bodybuilder Mr Ismail, now living in Franklin, Massachusetts, has arms with a greater circumference than the average human head.

See The pictures below…

Biggest biceps: Popeye look-alike Moustafa Ismail, 24, from Massachusetts, has spent ten years pumping iron twice a day to get his 31in biceps. He eats lots of chicken rather than spinach – which he hates

Tallest mohican: Japanese designer Kazuhiro Watanabe’s spear-like hairdo peaks at more than 3ft 8in, thanks to three cans of hairspray and a large bottle of gel

Tallest dog: Three-year-old Great Dane Zeus and his owner Denise Doorlag in Michigan. On his hind legs, he towers over her at 7ft 4in

Biggest horse: Big Jake, a nine-year-old Belgian gelding, from Winsconsin, U.S., tops 20 hands – or almost 7ft

Heaviest female athlete: British sumo wrestler Sharran Alexander wolfed down a high calorie diet of takeaways and fried chicken to get into the record books at 32st

Cheating Boyfriend Faces It Rough after Girlfriend Poos on His Head While He Slept

                                                  What do you guys think about this...

However absurd this might seem, it happened to one poor guy as depicted in the photo below.

What do you think of this type of revenge? Is this cool?

How To Make A Woman Stick To You Like A Tick And Beg For Sex

                            Only for those that are Married oh!

1. Always be the solution to her problems.

2. If you send her to do shopping never ask for change.

3. Always prepare her for sex in the first 15 minutes and wait for two minutes as you continuously suck her breasts.

4. Don't be so much available, also give her freedom to do whatever she wants.

5. Never be too soft on her,women hate men who behave like women. You must look tough but not too harsh.

6. You should be ambitious in whichever field you are.

7. Make sure you made love in your perfect mood and always make her say,"ENOUGH".

8. Smell good, be smart but never be too smart and too much organized. Women are the home makers and they hate men who do everything for themselves.

9. Don't be too predictable, sometimes surprise her with gifts

10. Ensure you love her family and support her.

11. Don't always complain wherever you see a problem, complain when necessary.

12. Be faithful to her.

13. Acknowledge her dressing and figure, make her feel she is beautiful and trendy.

14. Be at your home in time even if you are a serial drunkard.

 

 

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COZA Experiences Mass Reduction In Attendance of Worshippers

The situation of things at the Lagos branch of Commonwealth of Zion Assembly (COZA), situated in Maryland, Ikeja. Sources revealed that members of the church appear to be deserting their place of worship, as of last Sunday September 29, aggrieved members and deacons have left the church over the sex scandal between their Pastor, Abiodun Fatoyinbo.



Sources say population of the church has been reducing drastically on weekly bases, since the pastor got involved in sex scandal with female members in his such as, Ese Walters, Franca and others.

It was revealed that people now notice empty seats everywhere around the church, as Pastor Biodun continues to wait to hear from God on the matter, and many are beginning to find it hard to believe that God will ever speak to the pastor.

His members had since called on the pastor to come clean on the adultery allegations, but he prefers to remain silent until God says otherwise. A situation that has led the church to be divided, as many insist that the pastor should speak out, while others are saying he should keep quite till he hears from God.